It's impossible to fly without wind on your wings - Paradise Fears
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”
OOHOHOHOOOOOOO OHO OHO O OHOHOO O OHO OH O HO OH OOHH HO WHATCHA GON DO NOW SON
I got new shorts today. I think I’m more exited about the belt that came with them though #100happydays #day26
The thing about today is that nothing was extraordinarily good, but nothing was really bad either. I left work with a smile on my face and $100 worth of clothes, and drove through the 6 mile mark that runners passed only hours earlier with the windows down blasting Fall Out Boy watching the sun set right in front of me. Okay, maybe today was a pretty good day. #100happydays #day25
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
OMG as it meows down the stairs.
My cat would wake up when my mom got home. I have no idea how he even noticed when it was my mom instead of anyone else, and he even knew just when the car drove in the driveway. If he was outside, he would come to your car to greet you, and even jump in the car and sit on your lap if you left the door open too long.
Daddy made me breakfast today #100happydays #day24
A day late, but I won bingo at work and got a free bra~~ #100happydays #day23
AND I JUST FOUND OUT IM GOING ON BIRTHRIGHT THIS IS THE BEST DAY E V E R #100happydays #day22
And here we find a kitty in its natural habitat #100happydays #day22
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
My new favorite gif set.
Alex’s Speech- Boston.
Alex speaks from the heart
(Someone was asking for the speech that made Jack cry last night, here it is)
i went to spring fever tour tonight and made the decision to miss prom for it which was the best decision of my life. because of that, me and my friend chloe decided to dress up for the concert as if it were prom and we brought a giant banner that said “we skipped prom for this” on it. we specifically decided to crowd surf with the sign first when mayday parade played somebody that i used to know cuz we knew vic fuentes would be on stage with them. derek sanders of mayday parade saw me crowd surfing with the sign and gave a shout out to me for skipping prom after the song, which was awesome! then pierce the veil came onstage and during their acoustic i’m low on gas and you need a jacket, Chloe and i started slow dancing to have our one prom dance. then the people in the crowd around us got a giant section of the pit to sit down while we were dancing so we could be the only ones standing and have our dance together alone! it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen. then we kissed and the crowd around us went crazy. and then vic noticed in the middle of the song and pointed us out in the crowd and said he had never seen anything like it before at any show and he sang the rest of the song to us. then he gave us another shout out and was like “give it up for that prom couple!” and for the rest of the night, people came up to us asking if we were “the prom couple” and giving us high fives and saying thing like “fuck prom!” some people even got pictures with us. when all time low came on, they said that they had heard about the kids who skipped prom which means that ptv talked about us which is awesome! it was the best concert of my life and i know i will never forget it and hopefully the bands will remember it too!
THAT IS THE FUCKING CUTEST THING I’VE EVER READ OH Y GOD
this needs to be on my blog. this is the cutest fucking thing I have ever read.