sexsellsits2004: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks Soft grunge
ejacutastic: frostedbeanqueen: christmasblogger: challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually ur penis
one-tardis-to-exorcise-them-all: foxsprites: ...
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
chelsie-m-baker: Say Yes To The Dress never fails to make me mad because the brides never stand up for themselves. If my “entourage” doesn’t like a dress I try on that I love, I’m going to politely tell them to screw.
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux: I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
I almost got the opportunity to meet Demi Lovato...
and while I was waiting for this, so many thoughts were running through my head of what I would want to say to her. Thank you? But for what? Her music never helped me through anything the same way other music has…. but that documentary on MTV…. I remember watching it. And I remember crying. I remember hearing words that I was able to relate to. Different diagnoses and conditions. I...
I have to say,
the worst feeling probably has to be thinking you’re friends with someone and then coming to the realization that you’re not. The worst part? It’s been 4 people in the past few months.
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Anonymous asked: IS THAT TEDDY GIEGER?!?!
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
niallnlouis: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick you are the future