May 2013
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sexsellsits2004:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
Soft grunge
ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
one-tardis-to-exorcise-them-all:
foxsprites:
...
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
chelsie-m-baker:
Say Yes To The Dress never fails to make me mad because the brides never stand up for themselves. If my “entourage” doesn’t like a dress I try on that I love, I’m going to politely tell them to screw.
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
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I almost got the opportunity to meet Demi Lovato...
and while I was waiting for this, so many thoughts were running through my head of what I would want to say to her.
Thank you? But for what? Her music never helped me through anything the same way other music has…. but that documentary on MTV….
I remember watching it. And I remember crying. I remember hearing words that I was able to relate to. Different diagnoses and conditions. I...
I have to say,
the worst feeling probably has to be thinking you’re friends with someone and then coming to the realization that you’re not.
The worst part? It’s been 4 people in the past few months.
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
Anonymous asked: IS THAT TEDDY GIEGER?!?!
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
niallnlouis:
professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
you are the future
