September 2011
7 tags
Before I officially go night night... without...
I always feel like I’m the most lonely when I’m with someone. Whether it’s friends with benefits (like it has been for about two years but it’s over now), a mutual crush who refuses to actually go out with me, or an actual boyfriend/girlfriend. I always feel like I’m never good enough for them… and it ends up always being true. I have only been in four...
I haven't been this tired/dizzy since I saw...
Seriously, if you’re this dizzy while watching Jumanji, it pretty much becomes 3D and it is fucking creepy.
3 tags
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or...
journietogallifrey:
I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way.
Anonymous asked: Do you think a person can still be horny even if they have never had sex before?Or how about if they have never been in a relationship before?
August 2011
11 tags
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1 tag
A Rollercoaster Designed to Kill Humanely
w0nderfuk:
reveries-of-flightt:
1 tag
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
kimmismiles:
bfftaylor:
kyoscock:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
HOW CUTE
We have the best animals in Aus.
4 tags
Eric: The procedure went well.
Geo: Did they amputate it?
Eric: No, it was a sex chamge procedure.
Geo: I know he's been meaning to get that!
1 tag
Are you homophobic?
Seeing as how I’m pan….
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
Do you speak more than one language, even if it's...
6
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
Are you a Glee fan?
You mean am I a Gleek? FUCK.YES.
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
Have you ever had an operation?
I got my wisdom teeth out… technically that’s an operation.
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
What's your favorite memory from this summer?
Encampment. Everything about it even leaving early because of Irene.
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
hi, what are you doing this weekend? im going to a...
Working on Saturday
Ask me anything you want.
1 tag
what did you do today?
Woke up and took a shower.
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1 tag
what are you currently wearing?
A towel… awksauce
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1 tag
what are you not looking forward to?
I would say work, but I’m actually really looking forward to leaving the house!
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1 tag
have you ever hacked a friends facebook account?
What’s the point? To put their status as “I’m gay!”? No.
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1 tag
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
MIND. BLOWN.
.. finding lost?
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No it doesn’t. Don’t believe everything you hear on the internet.
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
krisst3n:
Normal people:
ME:
