Before I officially go night night... without...
I always feel like I’m the most lonely when I’m with someone. Whether it’s friends with benefits (like it has been for about two years but it’s over now), a mutual crush who refuses to actually go out with me, or an actual boyfriend/girlfriend. I always feel like I’m never good enough for them… and it ends up always being true. I have only been in four...
I haven't been this tired/dizzy since I saw...
Seriously, if you’re this dizzy while watching Jumanji, it pretty much becomes 3D and it is fucking creepy.
Can we name the next hurricane Shaniqua or...
journietogallifrey: I feel like if we give the hurricanes ghetto names people will be more inclined to get away from them. Hurricane Irene sounds friendly. Hurricane Dijonae sounds like it could rip your weave out if you look at it the wrong way.
Anonymous asked: Do you think a person can still be horny even if they have never had sex before?Or how about if they have never been in a relationship before?
A Rollercoaster Designed to Kill Humanely
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
kimmismiles: bfftaylor: kyoscock: One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. HOW CUTE We have the best animals in Aus.
Eric: The procedure went well.
Geo: Did they amputate it?
Eric: No, it was a sex chamge procedure.
Geo: I know he's been meaning to get that!
Are you homophobic?
Seeing as how I’m pan…. Ask me anything you want.
Do you speak more than one language, even if it's...
6 Ask me anything you want.
Are you a Glee fan?
You mean am I a Gleek? FUCK.YES. Ask me anything you want.
Have you ever had an operation?
I got my wisdom teeth out… technically that’s an operation. Ask me anything you want.
What's your favorite memory from this summer?
Encampment. Everything about it even leaving early because of Irene. Ask me anything you want.
hi, what are you doing this weekend? im going to a...
Working on Saturday Ask me anything you want.
what did you do today?
Woke up and took a shower. Ask me anything you want.
what are you currently wearing?
A towel… awksauce Ask me anything you want.
what are you not looking forward to?
I would say work, but I’m actually really looking forward to leaving the house! Ask me anything you want.
have you ever hacked a friends facebook account?
What’s the point? To put their status as “I’m gay!”? No. Ask me anything you want.
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: MIND. BLOWN. .. finding lost? Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard No it doesn’t. Don’t believe everything you hear on the internet.
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
krisst3n: Normal people: ME: