zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
niall-wh0rean: so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool. I beg to differ.
I’m pretty sure YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.– Jack Black (via c-h-e-r-n-0-b-y-l)
Silly Cole, Brighten is a verb, not a town!
Do you ever just draw on yourself with glitter...
Me: Say zebra
Ben: ZEHbra. It's ZEHbra, not zebra. ZEHbra. You're so American, you always pronounce things wrong.
tommy-hoe-ratliff: Morgan: AdamLambertsPenis Simma: tommyjoespenis Holly: tommy-hoe-ratliff yolo fucking bitch tits.
Welcome to Tumblr: The place where you can know...
clavid: I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
I'm wearing my favorite shirt, hat, underwear, and...
Okay, so here's the dream that I had last night:
There was something with Lilo and Stitch …. like, the characters …. like, they were there …. it was weird, but the dream was like, pretty much playing out today, but I was at Lilo’s house or some shit. So I woke up to a text from Nathan telling me that he was going to be there at 8:22 …. I received this text at 8:22. So I rushed to get dressed and do my hair AND THEN...
thewhoreors: petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes
Isn't it disturbing how many of us are ready to...
missionkimpossible: i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
side note: hey, I'M STILL SLAMBB ... technically...
weesynthpixie started following you lol no you didn’t don’t lie to me
tommy-hoe-ratliff replied to your post: I also wonder how many Glamberts are gonna start following me and realize I’M NOT AN ADAM BLOG OOPS samesies i just gained like 5 in the last TWO MINUTES. then tomorrow they’re gonna be like who is this bitch and what’s a Sam Miller. I gained one so far (you changed yours before I did) AND AFTER I POSTED THAT, THEY UNFOLLOWED ME
I also wonder how many Glamberts are gonna start...
I wonder how many people are wondering who Tommy...
tommy-hoe-ratliff: tommyjoespenis replied to your post: slambb72 OH HEY WAIT WHO WAS THIS? oh man someone must have tried talking shit about me especially BECAUSE THAT ISN’T/WASN’T MY TUMBLR URL HAR HAR HAR i have no clue! and haha i know i was like “that’s not even right” but i figured i knew what they meant. ugh people. and by “talking shit”, i totally meant “they...
tommy-hoe-ratliff: tommyjoespenis replied to your post: why did u change ur url by “fuck it”, i hope you mean YOLOFBT hhahahh yes that is what i meant. and oH MY GOD YOU DID IT I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THEN I LOOKED AT THE TAGS AND IT SAID TOMMY JOES PENIS HOLY FUCK I WORSHIP YOU. YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT SO I DID IT
Anonymously describe me in three words.
Duff Goldman is my spirit animal
It's almost 7:30 now.... so I'll wash and...
Scratch that. I’m getting in the shower right now.
I'm literally staring at a plank page trying to...
adamusprime: there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
thehaylerz replied to your post: thehaylerz replied to your post: thehaylerz… like, I talk to them sometimes, yes. :3 he makes the most random statuses ever, so maybe soul mates with James is in your cards. FJEOIAFLHAEOILJF YAYYYY oh man and he already TOLD ME THAT HE LOVES MY PERSONALITY. YUP. THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN!